Recipe: Sloppy Joes (Vegan)

Come on down to nostalgia town
Where sloppy joes are lots of fun
There’s a healthy way
to make them, yay
So come on, everyone.

Anytime I think of sloppy joes, I think of this fine piece of cinema.

Ingredients

1 c lentils, well rinsed
2 c water
2 T olive oil
1 medium white onion, half minced, half sliced for serving
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 bell pepper, diced
1 pinch sea salt
1 pinch black pepper
1 15 oz can tomato sauce
2 T sugar
1 T vegan-friendly Worcestershire sauce
1 t chili powder
1 t ground cumin
1 pinch paprika
hamburger buns

Instructions

  1. In a sieve, rinse lentils thoroughly. In a medium saucepan, bring water and lentils to a low boil, then reduce heat to simmer and cook, uncovered, for about 18 minutes. Drain and set aside.
  2. Meanwhile, heat a large, deep skillet over medium heat. Once hot, stir together oil, minced half of onion, garlic, bell pepper, sea salt and black pepper.
  3. Sauté mixture for five minutes, stirring frequently, until the peppers and onions are tender and beginning to brown.
  4. Stir in tomato sauce, sugar, Worcestershire, chili powder, cumin, and paprika until combined.
  5. Stir lentils into the mixture until combined.
  6. Stirring occasionally, heat mixture over medium-low heat until warmed through and thick, about five minutes.
  7. Taste and, if needed, adjust with sea salt, sugar, Worcestershire, chili powder, or cumin.
  8. Serve on your favorite buns with sliced onion.

This recipe serves four people but, uh, I ate it all in two days. So, in my case, one. It served one.

To reheat, put on stove over low or medium-low heat, adding a splash of water if the mixture has gotten dried out.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 9/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: N/A/10 …because I ate it all.

Adapted from Vegan Sloppy Joes.

Related on Bummed Out Baker:
Recipe: Spicy Lentil Tacos (Vegan + Gluten-Free)
Recipe: Mujaddara
Recipe: “Chicken Salad”


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Recipe: Baked Mac and Cheese (Vegetarian)

Here lies the easiest recipe I’ve ever posted on Bummed Out Baker.

Alright, people. There are a few ways you can swing this recipe. You either use mac and cheese from a box (vegan or vegetarian) or make your own. I had a bunch of leftover cheese sauce so I threw some cooked macaroni in it, topped it with this incredible crumble, and bam. V easy, v delicious.

I don’t have kids but I suppose this would be a hit with a typical American kid OR at some kind of potluck situation. OR for a Billy Madison watch party on a week night, or something. It’s basically good for anything.

Ingredients

Mac and cheese

Mac and cheese prepared from a box OR cooked macaroni covered in homemade cheese sauce with secret vegetables.

Topping

3 bread slices
2 T organic Earth Balance
1 garlic clove

before

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400°F.
  2. Make mac and cheese and pour into pie dish.
  3. Add bread, butter, and garlic to blender and blend until crumbs.
  4. Evenly distribute crumbles over the mac and cheese.
  5. Bake for 20 minutes, remove from oven, and serve.
after

Related on Bummed Out Baker:
Recipe: Twice-Baked Potato Skins with Cheese Sauce
Recipe: Cauliflower Queso
Recipe: Cashew Ricotta


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