Recipe: Red Cabbage Salad

Ingredients

1/2 c sugar
4 T grated yellow onion
1/2 t caraway seeds
1 t sea salt
1 head red cabbage, thinly sliced
1/3 c apple cider vinegar
1/3 c olive oil
t t black pepper
1 c crumbled blue cheese
1 c sliced almonds

Instructions

  1. Combine sugar, onion, caraway seeds, and sea salt in a large bowl and let sit for one hour.
  2. Add cabbage to marinade and stir to combine.
  3. Add vinegar, oil, and black pepper and mix well.
  4. Top with blue cheese and almonds.

Adapted from The Best Red Cabbage Salad.


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Recipe: Velvet Cake

Because I love the people who read Bummed Out Baker so much my gift to you this Valentine’s Day is my pièce de résistance. My magnum opus. Ev.ery.thing. I give to you: red velvet cake… without the red.

For my thoughts on food coloring and another fabulous recipe, see my Velvet Crinkle Cookies.

Ingredients

Cake

2 c non-dairy milk
2 t apple cider vinegar
2 1/2 c whole wheat pastry flour
2 c cane sugar
4 T cocoa powder
1 t baking powder
1 t baking soda
1 t sea salt
2/3 c coconut oil
4 t vanilla extract
1/2 t almond extract

Icing

1/2 c organic Earth Balance butter, softened
1/2 c cream cheese
1 t vanilla extract
6-8 c powdered sugar
vegan sprinkles, if desired (I like Fancy Sprinkles – I mean just look at them!)

non-dairy milk + apple cider vinegar
some lumps in your batter = okay

Instructions

Cake

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line bottoms of two round cake pans with parchment paper, then lightly oil them.
  2. Combine milk and vinegar in a medium bowl and let it sit for about five minutes, allowing it to curdle.
  3. In a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and sea salt.
  4. Stir sugar into dry ingredients.
  5. Stir coconut oil, vanilla extract, and almond extract into milk mixture, whisking well to combine.
  6. Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients, stirring until ingredients come together. Small lumps (especially of coconut oil) are okay and expected! Be careful not to over mix.
  7. Pour batter evenly into the two cake pans.
  8. Bake 30-40 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the middle of each cake comes out clean. Keep an eye on them after the thirty minute mark.
  9. Remove pans from oven and allow to cool completely.
  10. Meanwhile, rinse and wipe out large bowl to prepare for icing.

Icing

  1. Whip softened butter until fluffy, about a minute.
  2. Add cream cheese and continue to whip until well-combined.
  3. Stir in vanilla extract.
  4. One to two cups at a time, add powdered sugar to the mixture. After about five cups, stop mixer, taste icing, and adjust to your preference. If too cream cheesy, add more powdered sugar.

I like my icing with just a hint of cream cheese, so I typically use 7-8 cups of powdered sugar.

Since I’m #NotAChef and don’t have sweet icing / sprinkles skills I cut a heart out of a piece of computer paper and then used the outline to poorly guide the heart o sprinkles pictured above. Sprinkles scattered all over the countertop and floor and then I promptly dropped a full bottle seltzer water in the kitchen that exploded everywhere and made everything a wet, rainbow disaster. I screamed and shouted for help and Rick, entranced in Madame Secretary, did not come to my aid. I know Téa Leoni’s super hot but jeez Rick GOOD THING IT WASN’T A REAL EMERGENCY.

Anyway, the cake was fabulous. Rick says I make the best cake in the world and, since he’s leaving me for Téa Leoni, he has no reason to lie about my baking.

Adapted from Vegan Red Velvet Cupcakes Recipe.


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Recipe: Borscht Topped With Sour Cream

Normalizing psychiatric care is vital and there are some things everyone should know.

Stigma

Look, not all of us with mental health issues are blatant, eating other people’s faces on the side of a highway in Florida. Most people who seek or are in need of psychiatric care are average folks you interact with regularly: your colleague, your grandchild, your mail person, your stepdad, the person two people behind you in line at the grocery store, yourself.

Unfortunately it’s common for a lot of people to suffer in silence and confusion. Not only do they need care, but they also often have no idea where to begin in terms of finding the right doctor, are overwhelmed by the expense and, most unnecessary of all, have to deal with the crippling stigma attached to mental health issues.

I think a lot of de-stigmatizing begins with open, judgement-free discussion. There is no shame in seeking mental health care you need, just like there is no shame in having to use a crutch, getting braces, having LASIK, etc. There is no shame in getting help with or correcting something in order to have better quality of life. Empathy and understanding surrounding mental health are paramount. Let’s start today.

Now… borscht!


Borscht is a fabulous, flavorful soup (stew?) that is a staple to the good people of frickin’ freezin’ Russia. So, if you’re weathering frightful weather this February this is a good option. If it’s not cold where you are this soup is A) red and therefore on brand for the month of February and B) a good excuse to pair a meal with vodka. * shrug *

Ingredients

Borscht:
1 T coconut oil
1/2 yellow onion, thinly sliced
1 t caraway seeds
4 carrots, thinly sliced
3 beets, peeled and diced
3 russet potatoes, peeled and diced
4 c red cabbage, shredded
6 c vegetable broth
1 T apple cider vinegar
sea salt to taste
black pepper to taste
cashew sour cream
fresh dill, chopped
fresh parsley, chopped

Sour Cream:
1 c cashews
1/2 c water
1 T lemon juice
1 t apple cider vinegar
1/4 t sea salt
1/4 t Dijon mustard

Instructions

Borscht:

  1. Heat oil over medium heat in a large pot. Add onions and sauté until translucent, about five minutes.
  2. Stir in caraway seeds, cooking for about 30 seconds.
  3. Add carrots, beets, potatoes, and cabbage to pot, stirring to combine.
  4. Pour in vegetable broth and bring mixture to boil. Reduce heat to a simmer for 30 minutes until vegetables are tender. (I found beets to be the last to cook and the best veggie to test for doneness.)
  5. Stir in apple cider vinegar, sea salt, and pepper.
  6. To serve, top with cashew sour cream, fresh dill, and parsley.

Sour Cream:

  1. Cover cashews in boiling water and let sit for an hour. Then, drain and rinse.
  2. Combine cashews, water, lemon juice, vinegar, sea salt, and mustard in a blender and blend until mixture is smooth and creamy.
  3. Top each bowl of borscht with a generous dollop. Store leftover sour cream in an airtight container in fridge.

Serves 6-8.

Adapted from Vegan Borscht and Vegan Sour Cream.


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Recipe: Spiced Cauliflower With Feta

Hi every body.* The truth is I was putting together this post, dispassionately conducting my minor-league photo editing, and I felt so glum. Valuing consistency, I powered through to get this post scheduled and ready to roll for the good people out there looking at this, and when I was done I remembered that I literally named this site BUMMED OUT BAKER, so why would I try to push through something without being honest?

Sometimes I don’t know what I’m working for or if it’s worth anything. I’m telling you this because I know I’m not the only person out here struggling internally. One of my long-standing, involuntary pastimes is having an existential crisis in the moments between when I climb into bed and pick up my book to read. They are the longest, most hollow moments. It’s as if I’ve been moving, moving, moving, and when I finally still my body to rest my mind opens up.

As you move through your days, do you ever rest your head on your pillow at night and wonder if what you do even matters? Well, me too. Whenever you feel that, remember I am there with you. We share a headspace, and you’re not alone.

*Yes, every body. Not a typo.

Welp, see ya later.

Ingredients

1 head cauliflower
5 garlic cloves, crushed
4 T olive oil
2 t cumin seeds
1 t turmeric
pinch red pepper flakes
sea salt to taste
black pepper to taste
3 oz feta cheese, crumbled
1/4 c parsley, chopped
1/4 c cilantro, chopped
1/4 c dill, chopped

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 450°F.
  2. Cut off leaves before slicing cauliflower head into slices about 1/2″-1″ thick. Pieces will fall apart – this is okay!
  3. Distribute cauliflower and garlic cloves in a single layer on a rimmed baking sheet. Drizzle with 3 T olive oil and sprinkle with cumin seeds, turmeric, red pepper flakes, sea salt, and black pepper.
  4. Roast for 30 minutes. Remove from oven, flip the bigger pieces with a spatula and stir around the smaller bits. Replace in oven for ten minutes.
  5. Transfer cauliflower to a serving bowl and top with feta, herbs, and the last 1 T of olive oil.

Serves six, and will disappear quickly.

Adapted from Spiced Roasted Cauliflower With Feta and Garlic.


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Recipe: Cashew Ricotta

In past I’ve made ricotta-like recipes with tofu, but I know not everyone wants to eat the ‘fu. So, here’s some incredibly simple, no-tofu, vegan ricotta.

Ingredients

2 c cashews*
1/2 lemon, juiced
2 T nutritional yeast
1 1/2 t sea salt
1/2 t garlic powder
3/4 c water

*Find out how I afford all these dang organic cashews here.

Instructions

  1. In a bowl, cover cashews in boiling hot water and let soak for one hour.
  2. Drain cashews and put in food processor or blender.
  3. Add all other ingredients and blend until smooth and creamy.

That’s it! Pipe some cashew ricotta into stuffed mushrooms, dollop it into a quiche, or layer it into lasagna. Guess what? Next week I bring you lasagna.

Refrigerate in an airtight container and use within one week.


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